You know Eddie Bluelights?
Well, he got his lassoo, swung it over the Irish Sea, and I tell you, he's some shot!
He caught me, and is Roasting me over his famous
spit this week, in the Sunday Roast. (photo from bigroast.com)
It's online from 12GMT and you can get it by clicking on this image
Please come over and make him turn down the heat...pretty, pretty please?
P.S. Eddie just told me that he got "creative" with this Roast, inspired by my French Horn.
Now, I'm really worried.